Stalker

Apparently we have a stalker in our midst. While Carrie was walking from her car into our apartment a couple of days ago, a short little lady bolts across the parking lot yelling "EXCUSE ME!!". She proceeded to warn Carrie about a man wearing a doctor's mask whom she had seen sitting idle in his green car apparently stalking little children and women. I don't doubt that there are many weird and crazed individuals, and we should take the warning seriously and take necessary precautions. However, Carrie is now freaking out over all parked green cars in the parking lot. Its kind of funny. I offered to sit in my window with my shotgun every time she leaves the apartment, but she said that makes her feel less comfortable as she has very little confidence in my aim.